| criminal minds: | we believe this unsub is a woman in her twenties who has possibly suffered some form of trauma namely rape and now she's hunting down men she suspects of being rapists and murdering them |
| me, eating chocolate chips from a bag: | Good |
all i really want in life is to be a 16th century italian noblewoman tangled in a stringent love affair with a corrupt and lascivious cardinal who my boring husband goes to for confession. Titian paints me weekly and i always look great
(via notkatniss)
im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille
(via blossomq)
why are folks so scared of GMOs
corn is a GMO
DOGS are GMOs
(via poetryproliferation)
yall remember andy warhol??? that wild son of a gun sure loved soup
(via dogrates)
fruit salad
*deep voice* yummy yummy
(via dogrates)
Its almost Jorts season boyz
are you fucking stupid? some sort of idiot? its always Jorts season
(via untexting)
NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe
(via dontforcethisgirltostand)
self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru
No
slurp
(via thwippy)